Monday, 20 December 2010

+++The 12 Deaths of Christmas Blog Tour+++

                (Drawing By Chris Odgers subject to copyright  -   Published By Sawhorse)                      


This little number should have been posted on the 16th December. However, due to a little excitement on my behalf and a gory accident with a Chainsaw, I found myself unable to post this missing verse of the tour. Fortunately, my fingers have now been stitched back on and I can now post this. So please have a sing along to the words of the elite horror band know as the Chainsaw Gang.


On the first day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me 
A corpse hanging from a pear tree. 

On the second day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me
Two werewolves howling
And a corpse hanging from a pear tree. 

On the third day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me
Three zombies snarling
Two werewolves howling
And a corpse hanging from a pear tree. 

On the fourth day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me
Four Wheezers wheezing
Three zombies snarling
Two werewolves howling 
And a corpse hanging from a pear tree. 

On the fifth day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me
Five buzzing saws
Four Wheezers wheezing
Three zombies snarling
Two werewolves howling 
And a corpse hanging from a pear tree. 

On the six day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me
Six yetis freezing
Five buzzing saws
Four Wheezers wheezing
Three zombies snarling
Two werewolves howling 
And a corpse hanging from a pear tree. 

On the seventh day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me
Seven Templars fighting
Six yetis freezing
Five buzzing saws
Four Wheezers wheezing
Three zombies snarling
Two werewolves howling 
And a corpse hanging from a pear tree. 

On the eighth day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me
Eight crawlers creeping
Seven Templars fighting
Six yetis freezing
Five buzzing saws
Four Wheezers wheezing
Three zombies snarling
Two werewolves howling 
And a corpse hanging from a pear tree. 

On the ninth day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me
Nine Knights of Nowhere
Eight crawlers creeping
Seven Templars fighting
Six yetis freezing
Five buzzing saws
Four Wheezers wheezing
Three zombies snarling
Two werewolves howling 
And a corpse hanging from a pear tree. 

On the tenth day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me
Ten gods a-quarrelling
Nine Knights of Nowhere
Eight crawlers creeping
Seven Templars fighting
Six yetis freezing
Five buzzing saws
Four Wheezers wheezing
Three zombies snarling
Two werewolves howling 
And a corpse hanging from a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me
Eleven crows pecking
Ten gods a-quarrelling
Nine Knights of Nowhere
Eight crawlers creeping
Seven Templars fighting
Six yetis freezing
Five buzzing saws
Four Wheezers wheezing
Three zombies snarling
Two werewolves howling 
And a corpse hanging from a pear tree.
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